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Judge a Book by its Cover

Welcome to a new feature we’ll be adding that is all about judging a book by its cover. I’m probably being a bit of a jerk to add this feature and fully showcasing my inner book snob but sometimes the snark needs an outlet. Plus I’m at home sick again because my house is a putrid petri dish of kindergarten-created germs.

While lying in bed hacking up a lung, I just so happened to stumble across this fabulous book cover. I laughed hysterically which promptly turned to wheezing thanks to my current plague/infection. Here for your viewing pleasure, the next great literary masterpiece for your consideration — available on sale for only 99 cents:

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This fantastic cover says it all. This motorcycle-riding brown bear clearly becomes smitten with this beefcake who for some strange reason is standing half-dressed in the moonlight. Does this mystery man typically wander around in the moonlight, without a shirt, looking for adventure and hoping against hope that he will strike the fancy of a biker bear? Does he know that he just so happens to be standing in front of this giant bear of his dreams?

Without looking it up, what do you think this book is about? I admittedly looked at the synopsis and it’s just as good as the cover. You can read the synopsis on Amazon (and snag it for yourself. I kid you not, it gets almost 5 stars)